The Guy with nicknames

Apr 15

justgo-up:

thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.

Apr 14

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Apr 13

zip-zap-no:

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

no I’m pretty sure they would stab you a few more times

Apr 13
basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

Apr 12
Apr 12
Apr 12

thebigblackwolfe:

alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

jesus fucking christ

Apr 10

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

Apr 10
Apr 10
roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better